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Losers

Here are all the people who I know. Some of them think they are keeler than me, but that’s impossible because I’m actually the keelest person that has ever lived.

barry

Barry Loser

Everyone thinks I’m a loser because of my name but I’m actually the keelest person that has ever lived.

bunky

Bunky

Bunky is my best friend, apart from when he annoys me and I send him home to think about how naughty he’s been.

dad

My Dad

Mostly my dad just goes to work then comes back again.

darren

Darren Darrenofski

Darren is the crocodile-faced pig nose from my class. His favourite drink is Fronkle, and he drinks about eight million cans a day, which is why he’s got such a fat head.

des

Desmond Loser the Second

Desmond ius my annoying little brother. All he can do is poos and wees and cry.

mum

My Mum

This is my mum. Sh’s either shouting at me or giving me a cuddle. Don’t tell anyone, but she calls me Snookyflumps.

nancy

Nancy Verkenwerken

Nancy is Bunky’s next-door neighbour and my second best friend. Unless I’ve had an argument with Bunky, then she’s my first.

sharonella

Sharonella

Bunky recons Sharonella fancies me, which wouldn’t surprise me, seeing as my mum says I’m the most handsome boy in the whole world.

fay snoggles

Fay Snoggles

Fay is one of those poeple who just hangs around in the background playing it comperleeterly unkeel.

gaspar pink

Gaspar Pink

Gaspar is always taking photos of stuff with his stupid camera, mostly to go in our school newspapper, The Daily Poo

gordon smugly

Gordon Smugly

Gordon Smugly has the most perfect name for himself ever, because he is smug and ugly, and he looks like a Gordon.